timepiece
an overpriced watch.
watch salesman 1: how can we get more than $15 for this watch?
watch salesman 2: add 4 zeroes on to the end of the price, and call it a timepiece.
watch salesman 1: brilliant!
a label given to a post on any social network (ex. instagram ) that has more likes ( or reblogs or retweets ) than the amount of time it has been posted for.
“bro, i posted a picture on instagram like 5 minutes ago and it has almost 600 likes.”
“man, that’s such a timepiece!”
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