Timeshaft
v. to catch up to real time on one’s dvr (digital video recorder) or tivo, preventing one from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting parts.
see also timeshafting or timeshafted.
“i was watching the grammy’s on my dvr until i got timeshafted and had to watch stevie nicks and taylor swift perform in real time. i thought it would never end.”
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