tin hitter


going back to the american pie theory of pastry banging, a typical apple pie is about two inches or less to the aluminum foil tin pan. so if you can actually split the tin(tin splitter) then you are normal as opposed to a “tin hitter” in which case you are phallically chanllenged.

“poor dave is just a tin hitter, not even a tin splitter”

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    fat in your br–sts. sometimes used as an insult. you have a lot of t-ttyfat


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