Tinker Fucker


somebody who seeks s-xual intercourse with a smaller body built person (pet-te). midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.
marc: “hey aj did you see the chick alex brought home the other night?”
aj: “yeah she was the smallest chick ever, i think he’s a tinker f-cker!”
marc “thats true he might as well be porking midgets!”
–marc and aj chuckle loudly in the back of the church…

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