TIOB
known falsely as times i ordered a burger when in actuality means times i owned (insert a person’s name that starts with a b that no one really gives a cr-p about). usually one will have a white board to tally all of the “burgers” that had been ordered by one individual on that day.
dude i totally owned butch today! ha ha did you see blake put a tally under his name today? that’s so a burger! band no moving, that means you too brandon! that’s one m-ssive tiob right there!
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