tird


a misspelling, usually by some jack-ss, of the word “t-rd”
a chocolate tird was left on someone’s desk.
2 more definitions
a mixture of a turtle and a bird…..most common in southern hamilton, m-ssachusetts
juan was walking, he saw something very mistirious. it was a tird
irish pr-nounciation of third
on te tird monday of te monh, we do na ge drunk

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