tissue fishing
when the tissue box fails to reload after someone before you has used it, forcing you to panic for 10 minutes trying to get the d-mn tissue out of the box using only your pointer and middle finger before someone notices your embarr-ssing dilemma. usually takes place in an environment where a snot rocket isn’t an option (boss’ office, girlfriend’s house)
jim: stupid defunct tissue box didn’t reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes
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