Tit Hammock
a cheap bra worn by horrifically overweight women in america. the sheer, elephantine m-ss of their saturated mammories has over-powered the 5 cents worth of taiwanese twine pretending to be underwire and their hee-yuge b–bs have come to rest together at the lowest point of gravity, creating a mon-b–b.
it looks like a pair of m-ssively overweight and unshapely arms have been folded across the chest. terrifyingly, these same women seem to adopt this position over the top of their already shudder-inducing globes.
there is a way to fix this problem, however. take a large cardboard box, such as you might receive a new fridge-freezer in, cut a circular hole in the bottom and then another two circles on opposing sides. place box over t-t hammock owner.
despite not correcting the fault of the $3.99 kmart bra that was struggling for its life, it does mean that the rest of us don’t have to look at it.
“jesus-f-cking-christ, mate! don’t look left, there’s a heffer wearing a t-t hammock”.
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