titanic turd
a longer than usual t-rd that breaks in half on its way down.
dude, i just backed out a m-ssive t-tanic t-rd.
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this is the painful yet entertaining act of letting out a monstrous sh-t that floats in the water for a few minutes before flushing. upon flushing, the t-rd hangs on for dear life and eventually parts through the middle, breaking, and finally sinking. the t-rd resembles the t-tanic.
i had to take such a big sh-t that it hurt. but after i was done i had a good laugh watching that monster fight from being flushed. it was definitely a t-tanic t-rd.
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