titcow
1. derogatory name for a girl defined by her large natural br–sts and sl-tty behavior. she often refers to them as “the twins”, habitually works her freakish bra size into casual conversation, and has perfected the art of complaining about the size of her chest while simultaneously bragging about it and making it the center of attention. feeds on the stares of men like some kind of vampire. so-named because her b–bs look like a cow’s udders, and because she lets men use her body like that of a pleasure-giving barnyard animal. has been t-tf-cked so many times that an actual pearl necklace has formed around her neck.
2. nickname given to the actress christina hendricks by the web community 4chan.
check out that t-tcow’s cleavage.
that’s what she wants. don’t stare and out of neglect she’ll probably ask you to stick your c-ck in it and j-zz down her tummy.
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a picture of a woman that clearly depicts the br–sts. i just met this chick on facebook and i’m looking for her t-tures. a picture of t-ts your girlfriend sent me a t-ture last night
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the process of shutting out the rest of the world to avoid discovering the results of a tv show or ball game you have tivo’d. dude, i recorded the packer game on sunday and tried to tivoid myself but my brother called later that day and ruined it for me.
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