Tits of Moses
an exclamation to express a person’s disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.
despite the misleading use of the word “t-ts” this phrase is hardly if ever used in a s-xual context.
example 1:
bill: did you study for the test dave?
dave: t-ts of moses! i completely forgot!
example 2:
mother: jimmy! go outside and mow the lawn!
jimmy: t-ts of moses mom do i really have to?
example 3:
steve: dude check that chick out!
larry: t-ts of moses she’s fine! i’d like to take a bite outta’ dem’ apples!
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the situation. basically just emphasizes what everyone in the room is already thinking; good, bad or just plain warped. “what happened with that latina last night my brother?” “t-ts on a box all the way to the bank dude.” “yo summarize france’s position on european union farm subsidies for me dogg?” “t-ts on a box.”
- tittage pillager
one who takes great care and attention in focusing on the t-ttage area of a female during s-xual relations. tyler has always been a big t-ttage pillager.
- tittie shitting
the most epic, extreme way to tell someone to quit f-cking around! hey.. hey guys….hey! quit t-ttie sh-tting around!
- tittymambo
something thats nice,big and shaped nicely. wow her br–sts are t-ttymambos.
- titty monster
large breasted woman i am going out with a t-tty monster! a man with abnormally large t-tties. “dude! look at that t-ttymonster!” or “he is such a t-ttymonster” a woman with gigantic t-tties that makes her look fat. often married to men with big heads did you hear that the t-tty monster just had a […]