Tits Up and Taking On Water
-not just that you’re f-cked but that you’re f-cked and it’s still getting worse.
-your life is in the sh-tter already and now some -sshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-not only is your pos boat dead in the water but it’s sinking as well
guy1: well sh-t life sucks… my wife is cheating on me
guy2: umm dude, what’s that letter from the health department?
guy1: f-ck, i guess i’m just t-ts up and taking on water, she gave an std too.
guy2: well, it could be worse.
guy1: how’s that?
guy2: at least i haven’t caught it from her yet.
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