TJV
a sercet society that exists in allegheny college.the rest is unknown.
professor- “matt you have not been to cl-ss in a week.”
matt- “i know professor it is just that—
professor-“what is it matt?”
matt- “last week i went to a party and yesterday i woke up dazed in the woods i was terrified so i went to the hospital and they told me my kidney was missing.after the news , i could not deal with it so i ran back to campus and took a shower.and—( hands start to tremble) and when i looked down it was written.”
professor- “what was written?”
matt- “tjv”
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