to do a close
doing a close is the action of going out at night to a party and one does not succeed in the girls category. as a result, the close will drink away his regrets and mope about asking himself about all the various possibilities as to why he had not succeeded. after much self-deliberation, he will conclude that it’s his looks or his intellectual ability. after beating himself up, he will sh-t himself and go to hospital, waking up stark naked wishing that one day he will be able to overtake his friends and younger brother in succeedinng with the opposite s-x.
maisy: i just parred jack!
pippa: me too, i’m scared he is going to do a close.
maisy: he’s already depressed.
pippa: just wait until the poo comes.
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