to do your chemistry
(as a verb) to do or complete the daily, and often boring, household ch-r-s one is responsible for as a child living at his parents house.
this definition stems from the often objective observation that most high school kids today not only hate chemistry, but consider it boring as well as a ch-r-.
a boy comes from school and says to his mother: i want to go and watch and p-rn video and later go my girlfriends house. his mother responds: before doing whatever it is you have proposed i want you to do your chemistry.
son: which one: physical, organic, inorganic, -n-lytical, or biological?
mother: no you twit. i want you to take out the recycling and the trash, wash the dishes and drive your little sister to ballet cl-sses; otherwise i am cutting off your allowance.
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