to-don’t list
first coined by the monarch in the wildly popular venture brothers cartoon, this is a figurative sarcastic list which has events and tasks that are totally lame and simply unwanted.
-hey little johnny, can you do me a favor and clean the gutters sometime today?
-ya, i’ll just put it on my to-don’t list.
-oh don’t be such a little sh-t. i’ll give you some fig newtons afterward!
-again. f-ck you, mom.
like the “to do list” but with things one doesn’t want to do.
person a: are you going to -lame person-‘s party?
person b: nope, that’s definitely on my to don’t list.
the opposite of a “to-do list”, and isn’t literally a list, but just an expression. normally used when a friend/collleague/person says something that you should do/get and don’t agree with. first appeared on the g4 tv show “code monkeys”.
friend: “hey, you should get that thing for that.”
you: “i’m going to put that on my “to-don’t list”.”
a list of things that you don’t want to do.
a: lets go to that ballet!
b: yeah, (sarcastically) i’ll put that right on top of my to don’t list.
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