To Go Kill Some Hitlers
because any of your sperm can grow up to be hitler so masturbating is the new service to our country because it protects the world from hitler. optional ending is, “g-d bless america”.
me: well im going to go kill some hitlers.
friend: ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.
me: ok.
me: “ugh ugh ugh ugh!!!! ahhh!!! g-d bless america!”
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