To Hostel


when you and a group of friends are staying at a youth hostel, and you take out your n-ts-ck and drag it across your friend’s face while they are sleeping (note, this is only not gay when you’re at a hostel).
person 1: aw man… why does my face smell like b-lls?
person 2: because dude, i hosteled you last night!

to hostel

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