to shark
verb. the process of trying to woo another, typically a female, into bed with seductive craic or patter.
male 1: ‘have you been trying to shark my l-ss?’
male 2: ‘definitely not mate. i wouldn’t dream of sharking your l-ss.’
female 1: ‘that guy over there has been trying to shark me all night.’
female 2: ‘i know. he’s such a creep.’
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