to shizzle
the act or process of shizzling, or alternatively to shiznat: the past-tence of to shizzle.
shizzler: come back with my canadanian gr-ss you hoe!
hoe: someone who shiznat on a turtle don’t deserve gr-ss!
shizzler: don’t push me, hoe, or i’ll bust a cap on your black -ss! so as to shizzle ya up the wall!
hoe: well, ya face b–tch (hoe wins)
shizzler: ahh f-ck!
hoe: in your face up in your face b–tch, mmm victory; smells good don’t it?
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