to smurf


to snort adderall, normally leaving a blue drip within one’s nose and turns someones snot and spit blue.
yo nitti, you tryna go smurf? yeah man i’m always down to smurf.

yo that girl looks like she’s been smurfing all day, there blue snot running down her nose.
smurftastic, smurf ya, i smurfed her
so what happened with the hot chick from the bar, i smurfed her , shut the smurf up, no its true, smurf ya!

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