Toad face


a smug looking facial expression, practiced after an act or statement proving the users absolute supremacy over his fellow peers.
the cl-ss smarty-pants asks an obviously rhetorical question like “what’s the difference between a spotted salamander and the marbled salamander?”
after which the know-it-all puts on an glowing toad face.
the result of when you do too much cocaine. your face gets so numb. you make this facial expression that resembles a toad’s face.
dude a: dude, guess what? i did so much cocaine yesterday. my face got so numb. i made this crazy facial expression.

dude b: yeah i know. i was there.

dude a: oh yeah!

dude b: you looked like a freaking toad! you were doing the toad face!

dude a: sweet!

dude b: you were freaking awesome!
the result of when you do too much cocaine. your face gets so numb. you make this facial expression that resembles a toad’s face.
dude a: dude, guess what? i did so much cocaine yesterday. my face got so numb. i made this crazy facial expression.

dude b: yeah i know. i was there.

dude a: oh yeah!

dude b: you looked like a freaking toad! you were doing the toad face!

dude a: sweet!

dude b: you were freaking awesome!

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