toad muffin
a warty v-g-n-, or a v-g-n- with many warts.
1) you could go with cl-ssic urban dictionary explanations like:
“dude i slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad m-ffin…i think i’ll hit her up again”
2) or you could go for the month python approach
“i have found the holy grail of women. she was a total toad m-ffin”
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
“i bet he turned you into a f-cking toad m-ffin, u fackin sk-nk”
4) use for anyone you generally can’t stand
“why do you have to act like such a toad m-ffin all the time?”
5) or talk about a cat:
“carl was petrified by the toad m-ffin. like literally. he’s made of stone now.”
6) tinder:
“met a hot chick on tinder. we tried to netflix and chill but then i saw her toad m-ffin ):”
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