toad muffin



a warty v*g*n*, or a v*g*n* with many warts.
1) you could go with cl*ssic urban dictionary explanations like:
“dude i slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad m*ffin…i think i’ll hit her up again”

2) or you could go for the month python approach
“i have found the holy grail of women. she was a total toad m*ffin”

3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
“i bet he turned you into a f*cking toad m*ffin, u fackin sk*nk”

4) use for anyone you generally can’t stand
“why do you have to act like such a toad m*ffin all the time?”

5) or talk about a cat:
“carl was petrified by the toad m*ffin. like literally. he’s made of stone now.”

6) tinder:
“met a hot chick on tinder. we tried to netflix and chill but then i saw her toad m*ffin ):”

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