Toadstool


a person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. also, an inedible fungus.
really, don’t even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

you have never, will never have s-x with my mom. don’t be a toadstool.

be careful about eating toadstools.
something you never see a toad sitting on
have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
me neither.
the bizarre s-xual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.
“jess did the toad stool on me last night.”
“eww.”
a short and fat p-n-s.
girl 1: i finally slept with that tall guy and he was equipped with a short fat stump.

girl 2: ah, another victim of the toadstool.
psychedelic mushrooms
we got f-cked up on toad stools and stared at the wall for hours.
a male who looks like a toad and will leave severe permanant lesions on your r-ct-m.
stay away from that toad stool or your r-ct-m will seriously regret it.

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