Toast/Envelope Method
an incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a female is attracted to you.
the first step is relatively easy. put a two slices of toast in an envelope with the female’s name on it.
step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. do not open the envelope again until you’re in a secure environment.
if step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
if you ask: “is the peanut b-tter in the potato?” and she answers with: “no it is in the apple sauce.”, then the toast/envelope method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
alternatively, if you are kicked in the t-st-cl-s upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
i met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the toast/envelope method. it’s outrageously successful!
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