toastfucking
a type of s-xual act where you f-ck, or get f-cked by toast.
i found this really cool toastf-cking site on the internet the other day.
to f— or to get f—ed by toast.
“that crescent roll stuff is for kids, i’m now into toasting f—ing. yesterday i took an entire loaf of nine grain for a little “how’s your mother?”.
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