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  when you’re so p-ssed that you seem to create your own language but continue to try to speak to other people in said language. often done over text to the opposite s-x. “barry was so p-ssed last night that he started to antplab to georgia”

• teef the wine

  a carribean term for when you grinding against a girl at the club then another man comes steal your girl then starts grinding against her. “that man don teef the wine!

• reload tourettes

  while playing a game like cod zombies, you reload after shooting only one bullet while there are 59 bullets still in the clip. jackson: i have to reload. carson: you literally shot 2 bullets, you don’t need to. jackson: i know, i have reload tourettes.

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• shakespearish

  when you are in conversation try to sound cool by using what you think is shakespearean language, but it doesn’t quite make the cut. the end result usually makes you wish you had never attempted the feat in the first place. joe: i daresay thou mustn’t insult me as such! steve: you’re talking shakespearish joe. […]

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