Toby Wan Kenobi
name for an african-american male who tries to use “diversity” or “equal employment opportunity” policies to get a job regardless of their qualifications, or one who tries to play the race card to intimidate or influence others. from the jedi knight “obi wan ken-bi” of star wars and his famous “jedi mind trick,” where he fooled the stormtroopers by telling them “these are not the droids you are looking for.”
black guy: “i should apply for a job at that new restaurant. i see they ain’t got any brothers workin there yet.”
white buddy: “slow down, toby wan ken-bi. you got fired from your last three food service jobs. maybe you should look into work you are actually qualified for.”
or,
cop #1: “i pulled over this beemer for doing 70 in a 50, and the driver was this wealthy-looking black guy. he had the nerve to accuse me of profiling, even though he had tinted windows, and i didn’t know he was black until after i pulled him over!”
cop #2 “i hate when they turn into toby wan ken-bi.”
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