when a grown -ss man is built like a toddler. (i.e. skinny legs, pot belly, small shoulders and arms and no pectoral muscles to speak of)
did you see erick? he says he’s been working out, but dude is still sporting that todd bod.
a truly m-ssive sh-t that fills up the toilet bowl, towering over the water and rising high enough to fill the air with a legendary and ungodly stench, ruining the air quality in not only the bathroom but the whole house. i suggest that all of you step outside right now, since i just dropped […]
glitch out gamers are a sensitive creature who spends most of there life jerking off to roblex p-rn while there dog licks peanut b-tter from his genitalia glitchoutgamer a f-got -ss hole who like men and d-cks
- richard henry patterson
the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral s-x until ‘accidental’ death i gave her the ol’ richard henry patterson and now i’m on trial for murder
- seaman sam
blonde ditz who can’t help but admire right wing fanatics. that seaman sam sure hates liberal wine bags. goooooooo trump!
- sarah j maas
author of the throne of gl-ss and a court of thorns and roses series, better know as expert of sinking ships and breaking hearts. when reading her books, expect to spend days crying over your favorite characters who she has so heartlessly torn apart. “wow, empire of storms really screwed me over.” “i know right. […]