toddler CEO


the nickname given to facebook co-founder and ceo mark zuckerberg by blogger kara swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.
the toddler ceo sh-t himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an ipo.

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