a sock with a bunch of holes at the end
i got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.
a g*y man with 2 inches long for a c*ck, usually has no s*x life will you help me, no ive got no inches cause i’m a muratovic
- slip and score
a s*xual slip and slide hey jessica wanna go to the slip and score.
- meh abcs
what hipster lil kids say before signing the alphabet kid 1: imma learn meh abc’s kid 2: sick. lego kid 1: abcd….
a very crude name for a woman’s v*g*n*, often used to describe a more unpleasant one john: “did you take that girl home that you met last night” steve: “yeah mate, got her back to mine and took her pants off only to see she had a right f*cking nasty sloshpit on her”