the confusion produced when every direction that you look in there is fantastic looking camel toe
i was in a super market parking when my friend, looking around, seeing nothing but hot women, exclaimed, i’m so confused. i said don’t sweat it, your just experiencing toe-verload
- lizzard back
the seam along the backside/bottom of one’s scr*t*m. that sloot licked me from my b*tth*l* to the d*ck end of my blizzard back.
- whiskey behavior
the risky or stupid behavior that occurs after drinking too much whiskey. bill: hey , did you see bob at the christmas party? he was h*tting on the boss’s wife. bruce: yeah, he was drinking straight jack all night, talk about whiskey behavior!
a mixture between clumsily and tentatively first s*xual experiences are often fumbly…after that it’s like riding a bicycle
- berry watch
when you jerk off watching your buddy f*ck a chick. my buddy started f*ck*ng a chick, so instead of leaving i did the berry watch.