Toefoam


to make a loud and onnoxious clucking noise using only the tips of your toes tapping lightly on your tongue to insult a rubber chicken that has been shmeeshnoggening your giraffe.
i angrily toefoamed at the green rubbery bird as it tried to stuff itself up my giraffe’s b-ttocks.

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