Toga


1. of or relating to saratoga springs, ny

2. a clothing garment designed out of sheets dating back to early greek apparel
1. “i went down to toga the other day to pick up some stuff at the head shop on phila street. sweeet lovin’!”

2. “yeah dude, are you wearing anything underneath that toga?”
a roman garment worn specifically by men. it’s often mistaken for a greek garment worn by pretty much everyone.

the women’s version of the toga was called the stola.

most people like to use bed sheets to make them.
are those your mom’s bed sheets?

shut up! it’s my toga…
a slang word in portuguese, meaning a very strong joint, made with a high ratio of weed to tobacco.
let’s smoke a togas!
should i roll a normal one or a togas?
an often understood garment from ancient rome; the “toga” of a toga party is much scantier and flimsier than the toga that ancient romans wore.

the toga was basically a large wrap worn over a tunic.
in the early days of the empire, the toga was worn by both s-xes, but after 200 bc the toga was reserved for men while women were expected to wear the stola; a woman wearing a toga was generally a prost-tute or an adultress, to distinguish them from “respectable” women.
any object a man uses to hide his b-n-r.
after i saw mindy in her bikini i immediately had to grab a toga.
1- a type of clothing that is taken off fairly easily.

2- a party that is totally not an orgy. made by college kids in frat houses.
boon: it’s not gonna be an orgy! it’s a toga party.
katy: honestly, boon, you’re 21-years old. in six months you’re going to graduate, and tomorrow night you’re going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. it’s cute, but i think i’ll p-ss this time.
once upon a time there lived an outrageously gorgeous greek man, toga. likened to the gods of the sky, he made women melt at his feet, men cry in pity of themselves and animals kneel like simba on pride rock in the lion king.

so the women decided to name a clothing garment after him, one that would swathe the whole body from head to toe and could be likened to toga himself, covering their whole bodies in sensual warmth. and thus, the toga was born, worn by all universally, oopa!
“i’d like to wear that toga”

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