Togepenis
a combination of the pokemon, togepi when it had intercourse with a jewish p-n-s (circ-mcised) and resulted in the birth of the queen of togep-n-s namely claire, who dedicated a blog to the memory of the almight circ-mcised pokemons who never found the spotlight.
she blogged the togep-n-s out of that pokemon’s circ-mcised c-ck.
when togepi and p-n-ses combine to create the tumblr ~f4m0us~ togep-n-s who posts about cute guys/girls, pokemon, and cats. her trademark is her extreme use of sarcasm and witty retorts to people who ask her dumb questions. she is not to be taken seriously, and if you do you will be mocked mercilessly. it is unknown the exact number of followers she has as it is always growing, but it is definitely in the thousands, making her tumblr famous.
anon: togep-n-s don’t like me
claire: gtfo ~~-~
the queen of tumblr-
she is a complete b-tch that no one can resist.
sl-t: “omg togep-n-s called me a sl-t and told me to die!!!!!11!!!!!111111”
c-nt: “omg no wai!!!!1111!!!1!! ur so lucky”
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