Togepi


a sh-tty pokemon hatched from an egg and doesnt have any good moves.
1. ash just received an egg. omg, the egg is hatching!

togepi? what the f-ck is this! all this pokemon can do is metronome – who the f-ck uses metronome
the ugliest and the annoyingest pokemon in existence.
d-mn i want to smash that motherf-cker eggsh-ll togepi against a brick wall!
that cute little egg thing on pokemon! it’s misty’s pokemon.
togepi is mine!

come here togepi!

who get’s to keep togepi?
1.the cutest pokemon in existence.

2.the pokemon misty owned but sadly released it.
dawn ” what is that cute little pokemon”
togepi “toki”
dawn ” oh wait that is the awesome togepi”
an amazing pokemon that is so cute and well-liked. screw the haters!
dude, i wish i was an egg covered in polygons like togepi!

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