shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that’s holding on precariously to your b-tthole.
that was a close one pete, i thought i was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until i got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.
- sh*t the f*ck all
absolutely nothing. josh: why are you so sad? tina: because if feels like our relationship means sh-t the f-ck all to you
- black door play
when a black women sticks at least two fingers in the -n-s of a tall skinny redheaded man. it orginated when the strict parents of redheads wouldn’t let them have black women over. they would sneak the girls inside. to really disobey the parents the black girl would then shove her fingers in his -ss […]
- spinner circle
spinning fidget spinners in a circle “hey you want to join the spinner circle.”
- hobs choice
a choice between two (or more) unbearably bad options, also know as a sophie’s choice. “hob” is old english for the devil, so literally it’s the devil’s choice. not to be confused with a hobson’s choice, which is a false choice between option that are essentially the same. if trump is not impeached, he will […]
- gucci theorem
the hypothetical law that prevails when discussing hypothetical or potential future scenarios. it forces one to consider a possibility, without the consequence of potential death as a bias. the theorem considers the sensations or experience of any given event rather than the baseline consideration of death. scott: would you ever wanna experience pearl harbor? like […]