toilet etiquette
1- do not start sh-tting before you are completely sitting on the seat
2- if you sh-t more than a quart,( large container of chinese soup) a courtesy flush is mandatory mid sh-t or the bowel clogs
3- if your sh-t is stinkier than normal (had mexican the night before) a courtesy flush is again mandatory
4- if you use the entire roll of toilet paper during your wipe, flush frequently to avoid clogging the toilet for the person behind you
5- if you insist on using brown paper towels as an “-ss gasket” on the seat, do not attempt to flush it when your done, it will clog the bowel
6- …and for g-d sake, if you insist on using the toilet as a urinal, lift the seat!
have a nice day.
“wow, the last guy obviously did not use toilet etiquette”
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