toilet jerk
when a girl (or guy) jacks off a guy until he -j-c-l-t-s into a toilet.
person 1: man last night was crazy!
person 2: why?
person 1: because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and i didn’t have any tissue.
person 2: so what did you do?
person 1: i had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn’t any mess.
person 2: …wtf.
person 1: toilet jerk man!
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