toilet licker


the act, performed by a man, of licking a toilet whilst bending over from a standing position with his pants down and legs just apart. this position enables the insertion of another man’s p-n-s into his -n-s. this act is derived from the antics of george michael performing s-xual acts with other men in london’s toilets in the 90’s.
that guy is such a toilet licker

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