when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a sh-t.
i had an epic toilet m-ssage this morning before leaving for work
- layin out
to lay on a towel or beach chair by the pool or beach getting tan becky, what are doing ? are you going to swim? no i’m just layin’ out , i need a tan
- eating real
when you and the boys get set a fat peng meal for you all to enjoy. look at my pizza,boys we are eating real.
- douche c*ck blocker
a person who surp-sses an -sshole and interferes with getting d-ck. jjj was such a douche c-ck blocker as he p-ssed all over my bathroom while i was trying to get in her pants.
basically when you are texting whilst feeling sleepy. wth was he typing? he was probably drunk or sleexting.
- cade bragg
dark thick gorgouse. jack mccormick mormon, his youth is yours. footballer and p-ssy magnet. could get any chick he wanted for ten dollars. family man on the inside. he’s got some lucious locks on that head i wish i could be more like cade bragg he’s hot