Toilet stalker
a toilet stalker is where someone spends a long period of time in other people’s bathrooms, collecting pee to sell to travellers and excrement for their own personal gain. a negative result of toilet stalking is pee rape.
signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
– shiftiness.
– spending longer than normal in a toilet.
– having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
a person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
person 1: emma likes to fish stuff out of toilets.
person 2: what?!
person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. she must be a toilet stalker.
person 2: she goes to the loo so much!
person 1: exactly. she’s collecting samples. don’t let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!
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