toilet stamp
when taking a sh-t, you’re on ther so long that, when you get up, the toilet rim leaves a big, oval-shaped red line around your -ss.
and often leaving red ovals just above your knees from the weight of your elbows.
dude, last nite i was taking a sh-t for like a f-ckin hour and wen i got up, i had such a m-ssive toilet stamp
the toilet toilet stamped me.
you: i have to go to the bathroom
mom: ok, make sure not to get a toilet stamp
you: mooooom!!
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