toilet stroke
when you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.
(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
hey man! you ok? you need help getting your balance. i see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) nah man, i’m alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke……
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