toilet tease
when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your -ss with lands right in the way of your mondo sh-t so you cant see it or take a picture
“hey robbie, how was your 15-minute sh-t? oh i just got toilet teased”
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