Toilet Tindering
when sitting on the toilet is the only time you use tinder; swiping while wiping.
nick: “i had a really nice first date with carolyn last night.”
brooks: “nice! how did you guys meet?”
nick: “i was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!”
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