Toilet Trout
a close cousin of the stray dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a toilet trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown “halo”
can sometimes be shifted by “tout tickling” – urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces
that toilet trout must’ve been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!
a slimey, yet solid sh-t that just slides out of your -ss is a brown toilet trout. if you yave been eating a lot of skittles you can have a rainbow toilet trout.
good g-d allmighty the bathroom stinks of death and the b-st-rd didn’t even flush, but it is a pretty rainbow toilet trout. i wish i sh-t that one myself.
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