toiletbooking
toiletbooking is browsing ones facebook feed while using the toilet. it generally is only acknowledged when in the company of others who catch you in the act of posting a status after excusing yourself to the washroom.
did steve just post a status? isn’t he-
yeah. he’s toiletbooking.
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