Toiletry


a subdefinition of poetry. toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as s-xual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.
example of toiletry:

are you kidding? who said i had clothes off?
n-body told you? i partake in an abnormal ritual of sitting down on a toilet seat with all of my clothes on, and excrete waste into my pants, suspending it above the water,
teasing the water…
then right before i feel i’ve teased enough, i moon the water,
exposing it to enormous amounts of fecal decay large enough to suffocate even the largest of orifices.
-2007 john jenkins

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